1969 Man on the fucking Moon
What the fuck happened here? This was 40 years ago . How did you get up there with that outdated ass hardware. Shit looks like I made it at my house. And why haven’t we accomplished anything since then? I should be rollerblading on the moon right now getting head from a robot. Where’s the fucking space station from 2001 and the goddamn motherfucking monolith? I hate NASA so much right now. Oh hey I got an idea “Fuck it. Let’s send an erector set to Mars.” Great plan guys. Yeah, bullshit ass mars rover looking like some shit i played with 20 years ago.
