Fuck History

with Brooks and Justin...and sometimes Leo

In which we lambaste the "achievements" of our forebears.

The Ice Age
Oh this is fucking depressing as fuck! The only ice I’m cool with is diamonds and smokable crystal meth. We can’t even snowboard out this bitch because dont nobody know how to make a fucking snowboard or what one is. I don’t give a fuck about a wooly mammoth out here trying to live either. Hey wooly mammoth, your curly tusks look fucking stupid. You look like a hippie elephant with Down Syndrome. Eat my ass!

The Ice Age

Oh this is fucking depressing as fuck! The only ice I’m cool with is diamonds and smokable crystal meth. We can’t even snowboard out this bitch because dont nobody know how to make a fucking snowboard or what one is. I don’t give a fuck about a wooly mammoth out here trying to live either. Hey wooly mammoth, your curly tusks look fucking stupid. You look like a hippie elephant with Down Syndrome. Eat my ass!


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