Fuck History

with Brooks and Justin...and sometimes Leo

In which we lambaste the "achievements" of our forebears.

Hitler  I about to take over Europe, then the world, but first let me get totally sidetracked trying to kill off the smartest people in the world instead of having them invent nuclear missiles and cell phones for me and whip up some killer tax returns. You could have had all those Jews complain to the rest of the world leaders until they committed suicide. But no, you just had to go all American History X on everybody. You are sooo dumb.

Hitler 

I about to take over Europe, then the world, but first let me get totally sidetracked trying to kill off the smartest people in the world instead of having them invent nuclear missiles and cell phones for me and whip up some killer tax returns. You could have had all those Jews complain to the rest of the world leaders until they committed suicide. But no, you just had to go all American History X on everybody. You are sooo dumb.
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